Joan of Arc, who is Death, and I, who am Oblivion, have for the time being split up. Now that all has been completed, she is leaving with everyone else. She felt that she should give me the chance at earthly love, which she never got to have. So I’m to marry the hottest porn star I can find. Ahahahahahaha.
Anyway, we still get to spend forever together, after I die, so that hasn’t changed. But now that all is right with the cosmic situation, it’s strangely different. More on this later. For now, be happy for me: 35 years of service over!